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Jokes to read and laugh...

Why did the computer consult with the doctor?
Because it was suffering from a virus! 

Can a leopard hide anywhere?
No, he is always spotted! 

What type of waves are there on small beaches?
Microwaves! 

How do the prisoners communicate with each other?
Through cell phones! 

Teacher: Which one is closer, the Sun or Africa?
Johnny: The Sun.
Teacher: Why?
Johnny: We can see the Sun every time, but we can't see Africa. 

One day the teacher said to Sam: "Sam, your father helped you with your homework!"
Sam simply said: "No, he didn't. He did it all by himself"!